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The Four Cats!

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: The Four Cats! Reply with quote

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, relieved itself on the paper, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

Pretty smart cat! Very Happy
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bmason



Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If anybody is familiar with the Mother Goose and Grimm comics, I remember there was one with the dog and the cat arguing over which was smarter cats or dogs. I can't remember the bulk of it but it ended something like the dog saying dogs were smarter because they would bring their master's shoes and come when their master called them and that cats were stupid because they did not. The cat smiles and says "that's right we don't come when we are called" so that ended the argument with the dog saying "you win". Laughing
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